Monday, April 14, 2008

Hillary's Dream


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Friday, April 11, 2008

Barry or Barack ? ?

Really. Who is this guy?

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Friday, March 28, 2008

Friday, February 29, 2008

Check out Prince Harry's hat.




Gotta love it!

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Thursday, February 21, 2008

Add your caption.



1. "Why did I marry her? Why didn't I just put a loaded gun in my mouth? Why, God, Why?

2. "Holy crap, look at that ass. Somewhere, a semi-truck is missing its 'Oversized Load' sign.

3. "Can you imagine that lard ass in a thong?"

4. "Somewhere, there's young fat girls naked in a hot tub and I'm stuck here listening to her jabber on about health care.

5. "Sheesh, Rush Limbaugh is soo right - She does sound like Nurse Rachid!"

6. "There's not enough booze in the world to make her look good."

7. "To think I was the among the most popular and powerful of men, can you imagine how much better it would have been without her."

8. "If I hear her say 'the children', 'health care' and 'change' one more time I will puke."

9. "Jeezuz, did Walmart give her a lifetime supply of pantsuits for being a director?"

10. "Hard to believe she took voice and elocution lessons, isn't it, I have no idea what it sounds like when she isn't angry."

11. "Jeez, I wish she'd get some new slogans. . .I wonder if anyone would notice if I slipped out and went to that strip club down the street?"

12. Insert your caption in the comments

Gotta have a sense of humor!


Sunday, February 10, 2008

Maytag Neptune MAH AWA 3000 RIP

I would think the life expectancy of a front loading washing machine would be more than 9 years.
Guess not!






The dryer still works great but the washing machine just got what it deserved:
12 - 170 grain HP Noslers from a Glock 20.
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Friday, January 25, 2008

Too funny!




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Sunday, January 20, 2008

Check them out

click here to check out your latest email

Saturday, January 12, 2008

Election Year

Keep these pictures in mind when you select who you vote for.



Fred at the Thompson-Center gun factory.



Still at the Thompson-Center factory.



Stopping in at a gun shop while on the campaign trail.

Fred Thompson is the only true conservative running for President in '08!


Donate a little to Fred
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Thursday, January 03, 2008

Hillary's design for a car discovered.



(I think John Kerry had some input)

Wednesday, January 02, 2008

Tuesday, December 25, 2007

Merry Christmas to all ! ! !

Maybe the New Year will have us all getting along like this! ! !





Saturday, December 08, 2007

More of our Zoo !

Our newest kitten, Ernie.



Another picture of Ernie.


This monster is Elmo (flexing his claws)


Elmo has been diagnosed with feline leukemia but sure appears to be healthy and is doing fine.

As you can probably tell, our granddaughter named the cats!

Thursday, December 06, 2007

Found the toy in the snow

Here's a short video of Mattie getting the toy. (QuickTime movie)





Dedicated little girl, diving into the snow.




She will be nineteen months old next week.

Monday, December 03, 2007

New Logo for UND?




Go here to get yours!

(No, I "have no dog in this hunt" (or in this controversy) but ya gotta wonder)

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Wednesday, November 21, 2007

Twas the night before Thanksgiving . . .

And all through the house, the smell of baking and . . . . .

waiting for something to fall . . . .
some creatures weren't stirring . . . .

or . . . .


or . . . .

but some were still waiting for the morsel to fall . . . .


and the reason for waiting is seen right here:


She sure does spoil those dogs!! Even though I told her!


One of our Mini-Dachshunds was diagnosed with mammary cancer last week and due to her age she had to be put down. We are thankful for the 16 years she was a part of our life. The above picture was taken sometime in the late '90s.



Everyone please have a

Happy Thanksgiving!

Wednesday, November 07, 2007

EasyButton, The View


Rosie leaves The View


Sunday, November 04, 2007

Saturday, October 27, 2007

Let them do the nickname

This whole UND nickname thing is strange. A few years ago I was all for keeping it because I have yet to see anything other than a couple of anecdotes for removing it. Sure have heard a lot of claims on both sides showing support for keeping and removing the "Fighting Sioux" nickname.

Haven't seen any attempts at voting about the nickname on any reservation either. Are the tribal governments afraid of something?

The remove the nickname folks are really good with the "anti" stuff so my suggestion is come up with something positive, come up with a nickname that will make Indians, North Dakota, and UND proud. Show something positive instead of negative.

I don't mean something stupid like "Fighting Whitey" either, just a positive step to eliminating the issue completely.

Sure haven't heard if UND has asked the tribes for their input into a new nickname either.

Bet they can't do it. It's too easy to be negative about things and so much for being part of the solution instead of the problem.

Friday, October 12, 2007

Our parents drugged us!

(This is not an original story - it came in an email & I think it's worth repeating)


The other day, someone at a store in our town read that a Methamphetamine lab had been found in an old farmhouse in the adjoining county and he asked me a rhetorical question.

"Why didn't we have a drug problem when you and I were growing up?"

I replied I had a drug problem when I was young:

I was drug to church on Sunday morning. I was drug to church for weddings and funerals. I was drug to family reunions and community socials no matter the weather.

I was drug by my ears when I was disrespectful to adults I was also drug to the woodshed when I disobeyed my parents, told a lie, brought home a bad report card, did not speak with respect, spoke ill of the teacher or the preacher, or if I didn't put forth my best effort in everything that was asked of me.

I was drug to the kitchen sink to have my mouth washed out with soap if I uttered a profanity.

I was drug out to pull weeds in mom's garden and flowerbeds and cockleburs out of dad's fields.

I was drug to the homes of family, friends and neighbors to help out some poor soul who had no one to mow the yard, repair the clothesline, or chop some firewood; and, if my mother had ever known that I took a single dime as a tip for this kindness, she would have drug me back to the woodshed.

Those drugs are still in my veins and they affect my behavior in everything I do, say, or think. They are stronger than cocaine, crack, or heroin; and, if today's children had this kind of drug problem, America would be a better place.


God bless the parents who drugged us.

Monday, October 08, 2007

Misc.

Saturday morning we took Joker and Mattie to the Paws Against Pet Cancer walk at Lincoln Park. It was a little on the damp side but it was for a worthy cause, the Animal Cancer Foundation. The turnout was low but everything has to start somewhere and hopefully this will catch on and grow in the future.

Some pictures are here.
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October is Domestic Violence Awareness Month. There will be a few events in Grand Forks this month to include these:

Annual Display of the NDClothesline Project
October 8-12, 2007
UND Memorial Ballroom
Monday thru Thursday 9 a.m. to 8 p.m.
Friday 9 a.m. to 12 p.m.

Take Back the Night March and Rally
Thursday, October 11, 2007 at 7 p.m.
UND Memorial Ballroom
Speakers will include local survivors of domestic violence - march to follow.

Domestic Violence Awareness Flag Display
A visual display of flags respresenting the number of domestic violence and sexual assault victims served by CVIC in 2006 can be viewed at the Grand Forks Police Department front lawn the month of October.
If you can't make it to any of the events, at least drive by the Police Department and take a look at all of the flags. Remember, this is Domestic Violence Awareness Month which is intended to make us aware that it isn't just something you read about in the paper or hear about on the news, it's right here in our own neighborhood.

Friday, September 28, 2007

Doesn't need introduction



Ask the American Indian what happens when you don't control immigration.

Thursday, September 27, 2007

Funny (at least I thought so)

I received this in an email a couple of days ago & thought it funny.

This is why women should not take men shopping against their will.

After Mr. and Mrs. Fenton retired, Mrs. Fenton insisted her husband accompany her on her trips to Wal-Mart.

Unfortunately, Mr. Fenton was like most men -- he found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out.

Equally unfortunately, Mrs. Fenton was like most women -- she loved to browse.

One day Mrs. Fenton received the following letter from her local Wal-Mart.

Dear Mrs. Fenton,

Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and may be forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against Mr. Fenton are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras.

1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they weren't looking.

2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5 minute intervals.

3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women's restroom.

4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice, "Code 3 in Housewares - get on it right away."

5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&M's on layaway.

6. September 14: Moved a "CAUTION - WET FLOOR" sign to a carpeted area.

7. September 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told other shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring pillows and blankets from the bedding department.

8. September 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began crying and screamed, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. October 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a mirror while he picked his nose.

10. November 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, he asked the clerk where the antidepressants were.

11. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. December 6: In the auto department, he practiced his "Madonna look" by using different sizes of funnels.

13. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through, yelled "PICK ME! PICK ME!"

14. December 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed a fetal position and screamed "OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!"

And last, but not least,

15. December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile, then yelled very loudly, "Hey! There's no toilet paper in here!"

Regards,

Wal-Mart



Someone told me they wish I had never received this as they believe it is something I would do. Maybe that's why I thought it was so funny.

Oh yeah, for the WalMart impaired please substitute the "box-store" of your choice.

Saturday, September 22, 2007

ND farming of Deer, Elk and other species to end?

It seems s few arrogant "We know what's good for ND!" folks have decided to define what they call "fair chase" for you and have instituted an initiated measure.

Before making a decision read this first.

Friday, September 21, 2007

Hunting season is near

and it's time to get the reloading done.


left to right, my favorite cartridges

7 Rem Mag - 140 gr Nosler Ballistic Tip
243 Win - 87 gr Hornady V-Max
22-250 - 50 gr Hornady V-Max
.223 - 55 gr Hornady V-Max
17 Mach IV wildcat - 20 gr Berger
10mm - 170 gr Nosler HP

7 year old sings National Anthem

Sunday, August 05, 2007

2007 Knoxville Nationals

08-11-07
Saturday evening live coverage:

9:00P-12:00m SPEED Channel

Knoxville Nationals: Top drivers from the National Sprint Tour and World of Outlaws compete against the stars of local and regional series to become The Knoxville Nationals Champion, Knoxville, IA, L


and rerun on Sunday 08-12-07
3:00P-6:00 SPEED Channel

Knoxville Nationals: Top drivers from the National Sprint Tour and World of Outlaws, Knoxville, IA, Aug 11/07, R

next best thing to being there :-)

Friday, August 03, 2007

Does she know??

GF Herald classifieds, Friday August 3,2007

ATVs
2003 POLARIS Sportsman 700, 1100 mi. Wench, rear rack, snowplow, windshield, $4500. 218-684-XXXX
Someone call the number and ask her if she knows she's going. . . .

Tuesday, July 03, 2007

Largest crowd ever at GF Fairgrounds??

June 29th World of Outlaws sprint car race. About 6,ooo ± in attendance. The stands have never been so full. Not only were the stands nearly full but the areas near the food vendors and bathrooms were pretty crowded. I think they reached the maximum number of people that the facility can handle.
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Here's the bleacher just east of the main grandstand. (sorry about the quality as they were taken with a cell phone)
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Looking south at the west end of the main grandstand.
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Looking west from the main grandstand.

For better pictures and a review of the evening check out Goon's ND Redneck.

Only two local drivers made the A-main, Dobmeier & Shirek and the racing was as good or better than I've ever seen at the Fargo World of Outlaws events.

Wednesday, June 27, 2007

Red Dots

6" Ruger SA .17HMR


The Bushnell was just too bulky, it was replaced with an ATN Compact Digital sight. It has a choice of three reticles and has an on/off switch unlike the FirePoint on my 10mm Glock.


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These are 10 yard sight-in groups. The red dot sight sits high above the barrel so I like to have it sighted in to hit a little low at this distance and then be just about right on at 50 yards or so.
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These were shot at about 45 yards in fading light this evening. The ATN's red dot is a little too big as it seemed to cover most of the 5.5" target. It worked well on 20oz water bottles at about 25 yards so it should shoot minute-of-gopher. Maybe find out this coming weekend. The two large cartridges are 17 HMR with a 22 long rifle for comparison.

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Monday, June 18, 2007

Musings



It's too wet !
I think some parts of the lawn are going to be subject to "drown out." Makes me think I'm back farming but at least our life savings aren't planted in the lawn like a farmers field is.


Spoiled, whining fans !
Show me another race track with two main features every week. Stop whining about the River Cities Speedway and show me where, anywhere, they have Late Models AND Sprints racing every week throughout the summer. There are a lot of tracks that don't race any higher than Modifieds every week. If the same number of folks that come to each Friday night race, showed up at special events like the Late Model Special, maybe the tickets would be cheaper. Just guessing here as I don't know for sure.


Ex-Wives Club
While working on Joker's training trail log and waiting for my turn on the treadmill (is working & waiting multi-tasking?) I happened to channel surf onto the Ex-Wives Club. Sorta interesting, especially when they blew up Ex-Hubby's pride and joy ski-boat. Wonder what the environmental expense for the clean-up was. Dumping gasoline in the water and throwing a lit flare in the water/gasoline. I wonder how they got the boat to stop where it was when they sent if off from the dock with nobody in it. It was pretty neat watching it explode.


Weather & Dog hair
ND weather! Where it's 90* and humid one day and nearly jacket weather less than 48 hours later. The heat really makes the big dogs shed. My wife claims we get enough hair to make another dog every spring. I hope not. We buy enough dog food and scoop enough poop as it is without adding any more. If someone could come up with a marketable use for doggy doo, count us in.


"Invitation only" blog. Why bother?
What's the deal with Voice of Dakota Blog? Were some of us too hard on her? Too controversial for her "day job"? It seems to work pretty good for 2E at the City Beat but since he does a lot of research for his "day job" it may not work as well for others. I guess there's a difference between having time to write it and wait for it to be seen/read and having to think fast at a microphone. (honestly - I couldn't do justice to either, but don't tell anyone)


Later . . . . .

Wednesday, May 30, 2007

Sunday, May 27, 2007

2 months short of her 9th birthday



"Trail" was one of our first bloodhounds and she died one year ago today.
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I always thought she was "flipping me off" in this picture.
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Here she is with one of our granddaughters.
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Alyssa is going to read to Trail.

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here's my email message sent to friends a year ago:

Trail died today.

She had been throwing up and we thought she had eaten something she shouldn't have, but it didn't get better as the day went on.

She refused to eat anything all day and this morning she was way too lethargic. We took her to the vet and he found a lump in her abdomen and it appeared that she was bleeding internally. She died on the table with Helen & I with her.

She was a champion counter surfer and we had to keep everything back from the edge. Her hips were getting arthritic and she would have good & bad days. Every time we went out to scoop poop she would come along because she knew she would be let out of the fence for awhile. She would prance around in front of the other dogs that were still inside the fence.

She taught me which end of the rope the dope was on and it wasn't the one with the raised tail.

It's been a terrible day around here and Trooper appears to know something is wrong.


Trooper is one of her pups that we still have.


"Trail" and "Trooper" (about 2002)

Friday, May 11, 2007

Latest project

About 90% finished. Needs a coat of paint, a rear tie-down, and a padded floor.

It should get us and our gear most anywhere we need to go.


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Joker says "Add some carpet down here and not so bad!"



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Joker & I are leaving in about 8 hours for a National Police Bloodhound Assoc. training seminar in Wisconsin. He's laying by my chair wondering about all the preparation going on over the past few days. Mattie won't be happy being left behind but she had her training weekend away from home a couple of weekends ago. Now it's Joker's turn.

Thursday, April 26, 2007

Gun violence solved ! ! ! ! ! !

It's all here, (somewhere)

What Are You Going to Do about Gun Violence?
Keep Up the Pressure: Our Leaders Need to Do More than Offer Condolences

We Can Do Something about Gun Violence.
See Brady in the News.




Dear C. Y.,

I'm charged up after my appearance with Jim on CBS's Face the Nation Sunday morning. And I'm even more excited that so many of you have taken action in the wake of last week's tragic shootings at Virginia Tech.

More than 50,000 calls and emails have been made to our elected leaders to ask them "What are YOU going to do about gun violence," including thousands to President Bush, Speaker Pelosi, and Majority Leader Reid.

This pressure is absolutely critical if we don't want our leaders to retreat and do nothing after offering condolences.

So thank you! But we need to keep that momentum going. Please support our efforts today.

Why do we have to keep the pressure on? Because every day in America, 32 people are murdered by guns. The same number that was killed last Monday.

A supporter last week had the great idea of asking her friends to donate $32 to the Brady Campaign. So we are asking you to do the same now. Please give $32 today.

Despite the daily toll of gun deaths, Congress has done nothing. And to help your Brady Campaign keep the heat on Congress, we are asking you for your financial support right now.

As a nation, we can do better. And to keep the dialogue going and the momentum building to find a solution, please keep asking the question "What are YOU going to do about gun violence in America?"

Sincerely,

Sarah Brady, Chair
Brady Campaign to Prevent Gun Violence



Someone tell the ignorant twit, should that be capitalized "Ignorant Twit"?

But anyway, someone needs to tell the Ignorant Twit she should be pushing to make murder illegal. That way I can enjoy my guns and she can continue to beg for money every time some gets murdered.

Saturday, April 21, 2007

Friday, April 20, 2007

Hot off the wires . . . .


This just in: Disney to hold press conference at 10:00 a.m. today. Word on the street is that Disney will apologize for the Seven Dwarfs singing "Hi Ho, Hi Ho" in the movie Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs.

Disney plans to remove all items, currently for sale, associated with this movie. This includes books, dolls, and movies.

Later in the week the Seven Dwarfs will appear on the Al Sharpton radio show to apologize and undergo a 7 hour grilling.

Je$$ee Jack$son has not been contacted for comment on this. His office stated that he and his personal secretary were attending a meeting in the Bahamas. However, people at PUSH hinted that a large protest is being scheduled at Disney World.

Snow White could not be reached for comment.

Wednesday, April 18, 2007

What's Sarah Brady's answer to evil??

Send money!! It's an opportunity to ask for more donations.


"This is a college Columbine."
-Virginia Tech Student, Fox Television News, April 16, 2007

Dear C. Y. ,

Yesterday, we witnessed America's worst mass shooting on the campus of Virginia Tech. Thirty-three students and faculty were killed, including the gunman. At least fifteen more were wounded.

How many deaths and injuries must we endure before our nation's elected officials act to end gun violence? We must ask our leaders: "What are you going to do about it?" What are you going to do to make our schools, workplaces, and communities safe from gun violence?

President George W. Bush said yesterday that schools should be a place of "safety and sanctuary for every student," but he and other national leaders do nothing to ensure that safety. They provide condolences, and then do nothing to stop future tragedies.

Eight years ago this week, we watched in horror as students at Columbine High School in Littleton, Colorado fled a mass shooting. Twelve students and one teacher were killed. Just seven months ago, five girls were gunned down in a school in Lancaster, Pennsylvania.

These aren’t isolated incidents. February 12, 2007, Salt Lake City: A teen opens fire in a mall killing five and wounding four. On the same day in Philadelphia: Three men fatally shot and a fourth wounded at a board meeting. January 11, 2007, Indianapolis: A man shoots four fellow employees. The list goes on and on.

There are common threads in all of these tragedies — it is much too easy for the wrong people to get high-powered, deadly weapons and our leaders fail to do anything about the problem.

It is urgent that you email or call your elected officials today.
They must hear that you want action to keep guns out of the wrong hands.

Please make as many of these phone calls as you can:

President George W. Bush 202-456-1414 House Speaker Nancy Pelosi 202-225-0100 Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid 202-224-5556

The message for all three calls is simple:

It is much too easy for the wrong people to get deadly weapons in this country. It is time for you to take steps to end gun violence to prevent tragedies like the one at Virginia Tech.

If you can't make the calls, you can click here to send an email, which will go to the President, the Speaker, the Majority Leader, as well as your U.S. Senators and Representative. One click will email all six of them.

The Brady Campaign is working nonstop to get the message out that there are solutions to gun violence. We can ban military-style assault weapons and high-capacity ammunition clips that make it so easy to kill quickly . . . we can require Brady background checks for all gun sales, including at gun shows . . . we can stop large-volume gun sales that supply illegal gun traffickers. These are just some of the steps we can take to make it harder for the wrong people to get guns.

We are building a crescendo of public outcry to ensure that action is taken. We are aggressively rallying support among allies for our solutions. And we need your continued support to make it happen. Please make a contribution now to keep the momentum going. When you do, a generous donor will match your gift.

Gun violence is a solvable problem. We know it won’t be easy. But we can make it harder for the wrong people to get their hands on guns through strong gun laws.

It is time for our nation’s leaders have courage to say "no" to the gun lobby's mantra of any gun, anywhere, at anytime for anyone, while wrapping it in distortions about "freedom" and "liberty."

Americans have the right to live free from the constant fear of gun violence. Please take a moment to forward this email to friends and families.

Thank you for your support.


Sincerely,
Your Friends at StopTheNRA


What an ignorant twit.

When are people going to realize there is "evil" out there and until there is a reliable test for "evil" we are basically stuck with it.

What can we do about it? Don't sit on your a$$ and wait, for one thing. Prepare yourself to deal with it. If you want to call 911 and wait for help it's your choice but instead of passing one more stupid law "for the children" get off your a$$ and take on "evil" with something besides a phone.

Thursday, April 12, 2007

Jihad movie

Watch this and then comment.

As long as you are at it, view this.

Sunday, April 08, 2007

Bloodhound



Definition of a Bloodhound:
Life support for a nose.

I wish I could say that glow from behind his head is a halo but Joker is no angel.

Thursday, April 05, 2007

I wanna go outside!



2 bloodhounds
1 basset
1 lab
all waiting to go outside.

Ever wonder where the "2 much dog hair" came from ????

(There's two mini-dauchsunds in the other room.)

Wednesday, April 04, 2007

Urine test email

I'm sure you've seen this email making the rounds. It arrived a couple of days ago in our email:

Urine test

"Like a lot of folks in this state I have a job. I work, they pay me.

I pay my taxes and the government distributes my taxes as it sees fit.

In order to get that paycheck, I am required to pass a random urine test, with which I have no problem. What I do have a problem with is the distribution of my taxes to people who don't have to pass a urine test.

Shouldn't one have to pass a urine test to get a welfare check because I have to pass one to earn it for them??

Please understand, I have no problem with helping people get back on their feet. I do on the other hand have a problem with helping someone sitting on their ass.

Could you imagine how much money the state would save if people had to pass a urine test to get a public assistance check?????

Where I work we aren't yet required to do random urine tests. We may be required to take one if we are involved in an accident with a company car or in another incident involving the company and we're thinking it won't be long until they become random.

Personally I couldn't care less except I haven't seen a policy on how would handle a positive result, especially since I'm sure they won't be spending the money for the best test available.

So, going back to the email, who would pay for the tests? How would they handle positives results, especially false positives? Retests?

I also agree with the general gist of the email, it would just take some planning.

Monday, April 02, 2007