Friday, September 28, 2007

Doesn't need introduction

Ask the American Indian what happens when you don't control immigration.

Thursday, September 27, 2007

Funny (at least I thought so)

I received this in an email a couple of days ago & thought it funny.

This is why women should not take men shopping against their will.

After Mr. and Mrs. Fenton retired, Mrs. Fenton insisted her husband accompany her on her trips to Wal-Mart.

Unfortunately, Mr. Fenton was like most men -- he found shopping boring and preferred to get in and get out.

Equally unfortunately, Mrs. Fenton was like most women -- she loved to browse.

One day Mrs. Fenton received the following letter from her local Wal-Mart.

Dear Mrs. Fenton,

Over the past six months, your husband has been causing quite a commotion in our store. We cannot tolerate this behavior and may be forced to ban both of you from the store. Our complaints against Mr. Fenton are listed below and are documented by our video surveillance cameras.

1. June 15: Took 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they weren't looking.

2. July 2: Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5 minute intervals.

3. July 7: Made a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the women's restroom.

4. July 19: Walked up to an employee and told her in an official voice, "Code 3 in Housewares - get on it right away."

5. August 4: Went to the Service Desk and tried to put a bag of M&M's on layaway.

6. September 14: Moved a "CAUTION - WET FLOOR" sign to a carpeted area.

7. September 15: Set up a tent in the camping department and told other shoppers he'd invite them in if they would bring pillows and blankets from the bedding department.

8. September 23: When a clerk asked if they could help him he began crying and screamed, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. October 4: Looked right into the security camera and used it as a mirror while he picked his nose.

10. November 10: While handling guns in the hunting department, he asked the clerk where the antidepressants were.

11. December 3: Darted around the store suspiciously while loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. December 6: In the auto department, he practiced his "Madonna look" by using different sizes of funnels.

13. December 18: Hid in a clothing rack and when people browsed through, yelled "PICK ME! PICK ME!"

14. December 21: When an announcement came over the loud speaker, he assumed a fetal position and screamed "OH NO! IT'S THOSE VOICES AGAIN!"

And last, but not least,

15. December 23: Went into a fitting room, shut the door, waited awhile, then yelled very loudly, "Hey! There's no toilet paper in here!"



Someone told me they wish I had never received this as they believe it is something I would do. Maybe that's why I thought it was so funny.

Oh yeah, for the WalMart impaired please substitute the "box-store" of your choice.

Saturday, September 22, 2007

ND farming of Deer, Elk and other species to end?

It seems s few arrogant "We know what's good for ND!" folks have decided to define what they call "fair chase" for you and have instituted an initiated measure.

Before making a decision read this first.

Friday, September 21, 2007

Hunting season is near

and it's time to get the reloading done.

left to right, my favorite cartridges

7 Rem Mag - 140 gr Nosler Ballistic Tip
243 Win - 87 gr Hornady V-Max
22-250 - 50 gr Hornady V-Max
.223 - 55 gr Hornady V-Max
17 Mach IV wildcat - 20 gr Berger
10mm - 170 gr Nosler HP

7 year old sings National Anthem