Tuesday, November 03, 2009

Ain't this the truth

If a *conservative* doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.
If a *liberal *doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.
If a *conservative* is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat.
If a *liberal* is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.
If a *conservative* sees a foreign threat, he thinks about how to defeat his enemy.
If a *liberal * he wonders how to surrender gracefully and still look good.
If a *conservative *is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
If a *liberal* is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.
If a person of color is *conservative*, they see themselves as independently successful.
Their *liberal *counterparts see themselves as victims in need of government protection.
If a *conservative* is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
A *liberal* wonders who is going to take care of him.
If a *conservative* doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.
*Liberals* demand that those they don't like be shut down.
If a *conservative* is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
A *liberal *non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced. (Unless it’s a
foreign religion, of course!)
If a *conservative *decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may
choose a job that provides it.

A *liberal* demands that the rest of us pay for his.
If a *conservative *slips and falls in a store, he gets up, laughs and is embarrassed.
If a *liberal *slips and falls, he grabs his neck, moans like he's in labor and then sues.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

You forgot these:

If a *conservative* sees a same sex couple he wants the government to make their relationship against the law by passing amendments to the constitution

If a *liberal* sees a same sex couple he says, good for you

If a woman wants a legal abortion a *conservative* believes it is the government's decision to decide if that can happen.

If a woman wants a legal abortion a *liberal* believes that is a decision the government should stay out of.

*conservatives* believe in only the parts of the constitution and bible that fit their arugments and beliefs.