1. "Why did I marry her? Why didn't I just put a loaded gun in my mouth? Why, God, Why?
2. "Holy crap, look at that ass. Somewhere, a semi-truck is missing its 'Oversized Load' sign.
3. "Can you imagine that lard ass in a thong?"
4. "Somewhere, there's young fat girls naked in a hot tub and I'm stuck here listening to her jabber on about health care.
5. "Sheesh, Rush Limbaugh is soo right - She does sound like Nurse Rachid!"
6. "There's not enough booze in the world to make her look good."
7. "To think I was the among the most popular and powerful of men, can you imagine how much better it would have been without her."
8. "If I hear her say 'the children', 'health care' and 'change' one more time I will puke."
9. "Jeezuz, did Walmart give her a lifetime supply of pantsuits for being a director?"
10. "Hard to believe she took voice and elocution lessons, isn't it, I have no idea what it sounds like when she isn't angry."
11. "Jeez, I wish she'd get some new slogans. . .I wonder if anyone would notice if I slipped out and went to that strip club down the street?"
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3 comments:
At this rate, Monica and I will never get back into the Oval Office...
How about:
How shallow am I if all I can say about my wife and life partner are ignorant comments about her weight?
"Ugh. What if she actually will be a better President than me?"
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